So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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