so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
