There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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