Pappa wants mamma naked
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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