So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
