Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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