wat bout pragnant strippers??
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm just crazy horny about you
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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