lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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