we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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