i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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