google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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