Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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