I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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