i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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