i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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