I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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