I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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