Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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