It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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