we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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