yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Every concussion has its silver lining
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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