Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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