so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
pray to the hookup gods
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Randomize
