It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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