I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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