Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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