and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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