On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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