he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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