Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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