Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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