clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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