If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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