dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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