im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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