butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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