She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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