Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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