k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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