It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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