she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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