he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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