So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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