butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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