sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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