Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Even my vagina gasped.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Im just a social blackout drinker.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Randomize
