the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
