and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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I need you to use more vowels.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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