she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
then he tried to convert me to islam
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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