there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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