I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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